Sunday, December 17, 2006
why was the cook so mean?
before we get to the answer, let's talk about why somebody would be mean. first, they could have broken up with their girlfriend. second, they have no friends. third, they're getting stinky grades and are grounded and/or stressed out. these are just a few reasons why someone would be mean and take out their anger on something/someone else. now I'll give the punch line: because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream. before you hail my creativity, I have to admit I didn't make it up. but if I had I'm pretty sure I'd think of myself as a pretty clever guy.
anyway, the cook was angry for one of the reasons listed above (or another, unstated) and took it out on the eggs and the cream. to avoid this sort of violence, try not to make people angry.
for my next joke:
why did the chicken cross the road?
before we get to the answer, let's talk about why somebody would be mean. first, they could have broken up with their girlfriend. second, they have no friends. third, they're getting stinky grades and are grounded and/or stressed out. these are just a few reasons why someone would be mean and take out their anger on something/someone else. now I'll give the punch line: because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream. before you hail my creativity, I have to admit I didn't make it up. but if I had I'm pretty sure I'd think of myself as a pretty clever guy.
anyway, the cook was angry for one of the reasons listed above (or another, unstated) and took it out on the eggs and the cream. to avoid this sort of violence, try not to make people angry.
for my next joke:
why did the chicken cross the road?
# posted by short_swiss_man @ 10:19 PM 
