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No matter how much people try to downplay its importance, outward beauty is essential to falling in love with someone. After you fall in love, you can stay in love even when they start to not look as beautiful (because of aging, burns, etc.,) but it is essential in the beginning. I do not know of anyone at Mtn. View that likes someone who is completely unattractive to then physically. Why is it so important? While they are other parts of a person you can be attracted to, many of those are intangible. But outward beauty is always there; you will always see it (unless you are blind, of course.) You have to be attracted to them physically or else there won't always be that attraction to them when you're not talking to them, etc. While everything else is very important, if you don't like looking at them, you probably won't fall in love.

why was the cook so mean?
before we get to the answer, let's talk about why somebody would be mean. first, they could have broken up with their girlfriend. second, they have no friends. third, they're getting stinky grades and are grounded and/or stressed out. these are just a few reasons why someone would be mean and take out their anger on something/someone else. now I'll give the punch line: because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream. before you hail my creativity, I have to admit I didn't make it up. but if I had I'm pretty sure I'd think of myself as a pretty clever guy.
anyway, the cook was angry for one of the reasons listed above (or another, unstated) and took it out on the eggs and the cream. to avoid this sort of violence, try not to make people angry.

for my next joke:
why did the chicken cross the road?